Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please.

THAT IS ME -- I was scrolling through memes and when I saw "illuminati confirmed" meme I disliked it. FIRST DISLIKE ON IMGFLIP FOR ME.

WAIT A MINUTE! Basketball Illuminati confirmed? Let's check it out!
Basketball was invented by James Naismith
James Naismith worked at the YMCA
YMCA is a song by the Village People
Village people live in villages
There are villages in India
Gandhi ruled India
Gandhi ate rice
Rice is Chinese
China is Chinese
Asia has China in it
North Korea is in Asia
America was threatened by North Korean bombs
Bombs are dangerous
The Illuminati is dangerous.
BASKETBALL ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

Rice isn't originally from China

Wait a minute! Corrections Illuminati Confirmed? Let's check it out:
Grammar Nazis correct people
Everybody hates the Grammar Nazis
Everybody hates the Illuminati.
Corrections Illuminati confirmed!

That too. One day somebody showed me a way to prove 9+10=21. He said 3x3=9 and 2x5=10 so it is 3x3+2x5. multiply 2 by 3 and 5 by 3. 6+15=21. That would make sense if it didn't break the laws of mathematics though.

I know, I'm getting sick of hearing it

I agree with you.

The only time I hear it is when people are just joking around, because they all know how stupid that phrase is. :D