Bad Pun Dog

Lettuce take moment..........On second thought, let's not beet around the bush

these are honestly all the food jokes I can mustard...I have had much relish while it lasted, but for now I think we need to go our separate ways and ketchup later. Nice to meat you though.

I would tell a joke about a broken pencil...but it's pointless. I have a long list of butt jokes that will CRACK you up, but I think it's my doody to not say them.

Why does this not have more likes? This is genius!!!! :)

You know, I try not to tell p**is jokes, but it's too hard.

ahahahaha xD

they don't know what they are missing..

tru tru

Imma go to sleep after I stop laughing.