For me, stepping on them would be a small slice and whaling in unbearable agony would be a big slice.

That was an EPIC reply!

to shit to use a meme to reply i too like to live dangerously

sorry i meant too shit

yeah just ignore my comment

i hear yuh

Perhaps you are unheard of this.
PUNCTURE VINE PLANTS REIGN LEAGUES OVER LEGOS

Ever heard of clear LEGOs? They're invisible!!!

HOLY F**K I HATE THE CLEAR ONES

No, but I bet it looks sharp and hurtful, but it's just squishy, LEGOS ARE F**KING INVINCIBLE

I doubt those are actual LEGOs. Seriously, the colors don't fit, and I don't see "LEGO" on the studs. Those things look like candy.

Butthurt? I'd hate to sit on a LEGO...

Wut?

I didn't downvote shit

Well my score just went from 14000 to 13950 O_o

Welp, I don't downvote stuff, unless it's offensive

Oh my god you poor thing. -_-

OMG how does this go from legos to a stupid plant

Oh . . .

Personally, I hate those little spiky orb-things with stems that fall out of trees in the fall.

What... is that?

It is a field of what is known as Puncture Vine Weeds. The weeds grow and produce these things when they fall off of the weed.
Those little offspring look like this:

yes because imgflip is totaly desinged to educate u

...Yikes.

O-O

wat?

I wish I could meme comment, but it would be the "Y U" guy saying "Y U REPOST LEGO MEMES?" :

I love Legos! I stepped on them only 1/16 of the time!