Bad Pun Dog

Dude, I think you must be awfully STONED. But seriously, some PEBBLE just don't appreciate them, AMIRITE?

Amirite at least sounds like a rock, AMIRITE?

That's a nice SEDIMENT you got there.

Some people are just so IGNEOUS. I can't SAND it.

You could try, ORE you could not.

You guys ROCK. I love me a good pun; some are so HARD to come by, though.

These are all GEMS, but this has to end eventually, of QUARTZ.

Are you kidding me? This is comedy GOLD!

Yeah, but we're running out of room to post these things. We should OIL move to another comment string, at least.

Sorry, I can't. I'm BOULDERED here.

Welp, here's the end. Trapped between a ROCK and a HARD place (sorry, I'm running out of ideas).

Metamorphically speaking, Schist just happened.

Makes sense. When it comes to rock puns, MINERAL (men are all) over it.

dick

HARD=COCK

Haha

This is starting to make me HARD. We should stop before I go ROCK SOLID! XD

I'd better stop. You made yourself CRYSTAL clear, I mean, there really is nothing to GRAIN from this.

You're right, I'm starting to feel kind of STONED, it's beginning to be a pain in the GLASS. (Sand to glass, right?)

Totally, I was going to in QUARRY you about that. I guess we're both SLAGing.

Should we leave this as a CLIFFhanger?

Why not? I guess you could say I CAVED in.

That was clever! CANYON stop now?

I left for one minute, but I thought I STALAGMITE drop in again, but it's...over? That's just COAL...I feel SOILed...so, so...DIRTY...well, I suppose I'm getting too EMERALD for this...no, wait, you can never RUBY too great an age! Puns are great, and there's no SAPPHIRE reward than displaying your intellect with them.

Sure. This conversation PLATEAUED anyway.

Puns: the worse they are, the better they get.

Oh, the first world struggle

lol. cool meme.

My dad is always listening to classical ROCK music, so i have to hear the same stuff everyday. But at least i don't have to hear "Shine Bright Like A DIAMOND"