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Philosoraptor Meme | IF A VAMPIRE BITES A ZOMBIE, WILL THE VAMPIRE TURN INTO A ZOMBIE OR WILL THE ZOMBIE TURN INTO A VAMPIRE? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Nothing would happen. They are both undead (so technically Vampires are zombies, in a way).

If you've ever read Dracula you see that you don't become a Vampire until you die from blood-loss or whatever you die from. It's a curse, whereas the Zombie thing is more of a disease. Vampires can't get diseased.

I don't know why I decided to geek out so hard on this. I guess I just felt like it.
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Exactly. It would be like a bump on the shoulder. The vampire would appologize (because they have intelligence) and the zombie would just look at the vampire and go "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
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So the vampire doesn't change since vampires can't get ill, while the zombie doesn't change due to no blood to lose.
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Vambie
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actually, since the vampire is dead and has no blood flow, there would be no way for the zombie virus to spread and change the vampire in any way, same with zombie. so, nothing.
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or a zompire
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I'm pretty sure the vampire will stay the same, and the zombie will become a vampire-zombie.
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Actually, Dead Man's Blood is basically poison to vampires.
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Also, why would a Vampire bite a Zombie? They bite people to drink their blood, and they only like it fresh.
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you dont become a vampire when one bites you
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Guys, this was a mind blow. No need to take it seriously.
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Sorry. It's just so fun to over-analyze...I really did enjoy your meme.
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Thanks. I know, I do it to.
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Yah.
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Oh, it doesn't? Are you another one of those sexist men that think women's opinions are pointless?
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Buddy, imgflip is the WORST PLACE to advertise ANYTHING.
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Post your crap somewhere else, not on my memes.
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IF A VAMPIRE BITES A ZOMBIE, WILL THE VAMPIRE TURN INTO A ZOMBIE OR WILL THE ZOMBIE TURN INTO A VAMPIRE?