TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS NUTJOB
1. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
2. You feel insulted and “dehumanized†when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. You also feel that the fact that evolution is called a theory means that it is not real, guess what folks here are a few more theories for you: Gravity, Plate Tectonics, Global Warming. Yes they are all as real and as supported by 200 years of modern science and the smartest people who ever lived on this planet. The Bible was written thousands of years ago by guys in robes who used their hands to wipe their asses. Which group are we going to trust.
3. You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. There is only ONE god, he goes by the name God, or the holy ghost, or Jesus, but there is only one, wait a minute is polytheism right or wrong I am confused.
4. Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities†attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus†and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua†including women, children, and trees! Never mind the fact that for 2000 years Christians have been waging war and murdering all who stand in their way. Anyone ever hear of the Crusades or the Inquisition? Pick up a damn history book you ignorant fool.
5. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
6. You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (a few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old. These ‘wise’ authors of the bible still believed that the earth was flat and the center of the universe, not to mention the fact that they believed women were inferior, slavery was not only a good idea but recommend, selling your daughter as a sex slave was your right as a father, and that the best way to deal with lawbrea
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