Huh, I Never Knew That. Shrek Can Absorb Bullets, Guys.

Shrek is a fictional character. Also, he's never been shot in any of the "Shrek" movies. So I'm not buying this claim.

Ogres have layers. Ogres are like onions. Therefore, he could theoretically resist a bullet. Assuming his skin is like Kevlar.

Theoretically resisting a bullet and actually resisting a bullet are two different things. If you're so sure you're right, make a ballistic dummy in the same size and shape as the Shrek character, shoot it full of holes and post a video of it to YouTube. You'll do that expecting to prove me wrong, but I predict you'll instead prove me right.

Okay bro, you're taking this WAY too seriously. It's a joke. Let's stop arguing and move on