You Russian bots gotta get some new material. Surely Putin's cabal can write better stuff for you than this-- especially for you MAGAs dependent on Musk Money.
Executive order: You cannot change ANY FURNISHINGS I have changed in the White House. You cannot take down all the gold fixtures I installed—ever! You cannot change my Diet Coke button. Cannot change the Rose Garden ever again. No changes to the portraits I had installed. I am not a King, and anyone who suggests as much will be imprisoned!
