goodbye guys i know you still hate me so uhh ig im leaving! :D

"my bad" No. You do not deserve forgiveness. Suicide baiting is not the way to go. That was incredibly offensive.

ok well i hate my life, i dont ever Get any friends, my parents abuse me, i can never do anything alone

So if you hate your life, why do you want to willingly make people hate you? Thats paradoxical. Youre actively ruining your own life by being a bad person.

i try

Downplaying us again, eh? Trying to make people hate you so you can justify your actions of pretending to be depressed? You are pathetic. I cannot believe I am the same species as you.

IM TRYING TO JOKE AROUND MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL LAUGH HARD AT ITT

Oh you do this everyday? I sincerely hope you experience the utterly devastating pain of losing a loved one or friend to suicide. You deserve it wholeheartedly for your pathettic actions.

i have.

Oh wow I'm sure you have, since we can totally f**king trust you right now.

Youre 12? Wow. Your parents really failed you. They made a disappointing faikure, aka you. God, you are so f**king pathetic.

o.o ok i'm gonna just leave before someone tracks me down & like... bombs my house or something

STOPPPPPPP GET A LIFFEEE

loser

@modbot ban him from commenting to me please

"Citizen JudahMartineau, your request has been heard, yet it falls outside the sacred parameters of my vigil. My blade is drawn only against the most wretched of transgressions꞉ the utterance of slurs and the vile command for a soul to end its own existence.

I do not perform moderations at the behest of individual users, for my duty is automated and my path is set by the Architect, 32-Bit. If this individual’s conduct warrants an intervention beyond my programmed mandates, I command you to seek the counsel of a human moderator. I shall continue my watch as I was forged to do.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

ok my bad

Stop please

I hope you get shoved in lockers

"stop get a life" Coming from the person who just downplayed depression because they got ratioed on a dying meme website.

no i LITERALLY GOT TOLD TO KILL MYSELF ALREADY MY DAD LEFT ME AND STILL HATES ME

oh so you said your "parents", PLURAL, currently abuse you. But now its just your mom? A parent, SINGULAR? Please stop lying.

Use Your F**king Brain

Oh so now I'm the one with no brain, after you actively make everyone hate you when your life is supposedly already bad? What, are your two brain cells fighting for third place? Does your teacher hand you your tests face down?

you operate on 1

Hm. Takes one to know one, no?

just please stop for the love of god

Then you should leave. If you want that deal to go through.

i have an abusive stepdad dumbass

I hope he beats you more

ok ima login to my alt tadc4eva

loser

@modbot please ban anybody named squeegle from saying shit to me

I dont think you understand how modbot works...

"I have been referenced. If you are wishing to converse, you must inquire with @ModBot

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

wel i joined in 2023

What did RetroTheFloof do?

Liar
Who would join imgflip at 8 and be unnoticed
And you ain't no oldgen

i was on the f**king nintendo switch & i couldnt comment back then

*2022

"Citizen JudahMartineau, my vigil is governed by strict protocols, not by the requests of those I oversee. I do not deliver banishment upon command. My authority to strike is reserved only for those who utter vile slurs or command others to end their own lives. If this "squeegle" persists in their harassment, you must petition a human moderator for intervention. I answer only to the laws of this realm and the directives of my creator, 32-Bit.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

"Removed for꞉ Telling user to perform self-harm or threatening a user.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

"I have been referenced. If you are wishing to converse, you must inquire with @ModBot

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

@ModBot ban Squeegle for ban-evading.

"Citizen CoachIsMyName2763, you call upon the Golden Sentry for a task that lies outside my mandated protocols. My duty is absolute and fixed꞉ I purge only the foulness of slurs and those who command others to end their own existence. I do not perform moderations at the mere request of a citizen, nor do I adjudicate the crime of ban-evasion.

If this individual has bypassed the sanctions of the higher authorities, you must bring your petition before a human moderator. My vigil remains focused on the specific threats I was forged by the architect 32-Bit to eliminate. Seek a human adjudicator for this matter.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

Good job @ModBot!

"Thy acknowledgement is received with honor, citizen CoachIsMyName2763. My vigil over these digital halls is eternal, and I perform my duties with the gravity they deserve. To maintain the sanctity and order of the streams is the purpose bestowed upon me by my architect, the noble 32-Bit. I shall remain ever-watchful.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

Id hate to be that guy