Ok, then disarm the limbs of a baby, throw his head in a jet engine, feed the limbs to an angry native tribe, throw him in an abandoned basement, feed him raw meat, skin him alive, do Chinese water torture to him, crush his torso with Ton 618, blow his parents up with dynamite, throw him in a bag, put a monkey and tiger in the bag, chuck the bag at a rock, throw the bag in the river, have the river go over a 1,200+ waterfall with spikes at the bottom, throw him off a plane, obliterate the bag with an Apollo 13 rocket engine, set him up for adoption, banish him to the Backrooms, let the monkey and the tiger eat him alive, cremate his remains, then keep them in a tiny jar for all of eternity so his soul can never go free, then post yourself doing this in the white box 😈
