bone cancer

I have the ability to reverse any side effect that is placed on me with no consequences

But you can't reverse the 2nd top comment

No consequences

but you dont

That's the thing, you can't do that, because i can reverse it

But your dad now has cancer.

No consequences

typa mf who would ask a genie for infinite wishes

Longboy bonsai

The ability to fly

but you have to flap your arms hella fast

HELL YEAH :D

i mean like HELLA fast like once a second

and while that doesn't sound fast imagine doing that for a long time

You meet the fate of Icarus (who's wings melt off whilst enjoying his first flight and plunged do death)

But you count as a UFO and the goverment tries to shoot you down

omnipotentce

i can summon any analog horror creature anywhere i want and have it as my loyal pet

You have to take care of it or else it dies

FAIRS

They will act as such. Which include barking at your neighbors, pissing in your house, etc

my death angels have been given water but i sent them to your house for food

too late bud

i can stop time

it stops you too

I can speed up or slow down the flow of time to my liking.
I am not affected by it, though.

however, if a single person touches you, you lose the ability

you also just described pucci's stand

affects you too

I have power... over everything

But then you have no time left to spend doing what you want because you are using up your time to control the world

zamn

Minus the immortal snail

minus the now very fast immortal snail

I can read minds

you read it like a book and have dyslexia

Of ants

ill give you this one but i get the other one

I have the ability to read peoples minds

but you read it like a book and have dyslexia

THATS THE WORST YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN😭

Who are braindead

doing so instantly kills them. works on you.

But only what they thought last year