In all the times I've cooked food, I've never had a mishap this bad LOL

This reminds me of when I was listening to one of the late night talk shows on the radio, and one of the hosts told a story about how she tried to make mac & cheese, but, much like Polly here, forgot to add water. There was also a time where she tried to cook steak, but burned that and herself.

And so, the lesson here is, make sure to do some research before YOLOing it in the kitchen.