I ran over a crowd of children :3

job aplication :3

I’m gonna make your insides your into your outsides >w<

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I disarmed the limbs of a baby, threw his head in a jet engine, fed the limbs to an angry native tribe, threw him in an abandoned basement, fed him raw meat, skinned him alive, did Chinese water torture to him, crushed his torso with Ton 618, blew his parents up with dynamite, threw him in a bag, put a monkey and tiger in the bag, chuck the bag at a rock, throw the bag in the river, had the river go over a 1,200+ waterfall with spikes at the bottom, threw him off a plane, obliterated the bag with an Apollo 13 rocket engine, set him up for adoption, banished him to the Backrooms, let the monkey and the tiger eat him alive, cremate his remains, then keep them in a tiny jar for all of eternity so his soul can never go free :3

cancel me, I'll wait

Jesus... :3

I am Steve:3

I got so angry once I slept on the WARM side of the pillow

Can you shut the f**k up

“I like to brutally slam babies by their heads across walls”
VS
“I like to brutally slam babies by their heads across walls :3”
basically what I’m trying to say is that adding :3 to it just gives it that teehee factor that makes it sound more joking

I’m never using the cat emoticon again I’m so f**king sorry

That and <3

I skin puppies alive, then I eat them :3

"In Springfield, they're"

Average day in China
Or louisiana if we keep dem borders open

I especially like eating their eyeballs dipped in their stomach acid :3

Average day in Greece

Hey, ya wanna buy some puppy skins 😏

Hey ya?

i am going to violently chop off your balls with a hacksaw, then extract it's essence, dip it in liquid gold and sell it to the art gallery for a million dollars :3

That's not diabolical