A guy who has repeatedly said he's never even so much as had a female friend in his life is telling me that women want an emotional man who can easily cry.... so they can laugh at him.
It's bad enough you don't listen to anybody's advice after asking for it over and over again for the same subject over and over again, you don't even listen to what you yourself said.
The very very last thing a woman would ever want is a man who cries. Life isn't the movies. Women don't like guys that cry. Women don't like guys that are weak. Yes, like you said, they laugh at it. Do you know why they laugh at it? Because they think it's really really sad and they want to just fall in love with the guy so they're chuckling in delight as the man cries like an infant in front of them?
Women don't want love from a rich guy, they want money from a rich guy. That's the purpose of the guy being rich. Women want money from all guys, money is what women love. The number one cause of divorce is economic, when the husband loses his job, he loses his wife.
