i know i'm cooked

The f**king Tetris blocks? If those don't count as me playing as them then it would be flareon. I'm screwed either way

yeah they can crush you

Id rather take the flareon, at least it might be able to be reasoned with. Trying to talk to a tetris block is like trying to talk a brick out of falling on your head

Monkey D Luffy

bruh at least you have a chance, my ahh gotta 1v1 Doom Slayer 😭🥀

Are you sure about that?
I googled "doom slayer strength feats" and it said his best that can actually be scaled are kicking through 3-foot-thick concrete walls, knock over bridges with a single punch, shatter tons of stone, send massive metal blocks weighing dozens of tons flying, yielding a physical output comparable to an industrial hydraulic press or shredder (exerting hundreds of tons of force), and apparently his strongest physical strike hits with the force of an anti-tank missile

That's it? idk I thought he was at least city-country level

yeah but that's game feats, lore accurate Doom Slayer has defeated Davoth, the creator of the DOOM multiverse itself, canonically destroyed Urdak which is equivalent to heaven, killed a Titan called the Great One with nothing but his bare hands, and killed a reality warping Titan named the Icon Of Sin which can turn into a black hole and plunge the universe into hell, twice

see that makes more sense for how much people glaze him

yeah he is lowk one of the most broken characters in lore, but a angry green munchkin in game pov

Yeah Luffy's pretty strong too. Like one time he made a fist coated in an indestructible "armor" that was about 10 miles big and launched it as his final move against a recent villain

...I have to fight Frisk

no

inkling I splatoon

there is a chance

but they can respawn

infanitly...

Bro rocket league car dont stand a chance

hmmm...

Like a spike? Yeah I'm winning

what is that game bruh 🥀

Geom Dash

oh

Wouldn't it be the cube then?

would it just like, triple spike you to death?

Juliana from Pokemon Sc/Vi...

yeah you might win

Thank you for the encouragement but the team is Ogerpon, Lapras, Pecharunt, Terapagos, Necrozma Dawn Wings, and Chien-Pao 💀

oh...the chances might have lowered...a bit

a bit?

I could easily kick ogerpon he's just a gremlin with a stick and terapagos is a lil crystal turtle just hope she doesn't terastallize it and pecharunt is easy just don't eat the mochi but for the rest your cooked

What about Lapras, Necrozma, and Chien-Pao? Plus, Ogerpoon beat up a whole trio plus Pechy :3

oh wait, why do I keep reading stuff wrong...

My custom minecraft skin couldn't kill my butt if I had a 1 inch knife 😭

But if we are talking Minecraft Steve...

oh boy...pray that he ain't in creative

I play bedrock so he can spam-click 💀✌️

TF2 spy gonna destroy me fr

yeah

Sniper couldn't beat him with a freaking machete

okay the entire WORLD is doomed

is that the guy from Half Life?

but with the TOOL GUN

how tf am i supposed to win against V1 (ULTRAKILL) with a knife

100% cooked

I got the same guy

100% winning against my roblox avatar unless i somehow gave it powers with the cosmetics and stuff

unless thats not a valid answer

nope, but does he?

Its got a red suit with a black tie and a black bar hovering over the eyes saying corrupted

but at the end of the day its just my avatar

I also got my roblox avatar, but I'm 100% skrewwed because my avatar has been through war (I play too much War Simulator and Big Paintbal)

I play asylum life, workatapizzaplace, prison life, and stuff like that
IF we are talking experience, im cooked