i know i'm cooked

Monkey D Luffy

bruh at least you have a chance, my ahh gotta 1v1 Doom Slayer 😭🥀

Are you sure about that?
I googled "doom slayer strength feats" and it said his best that can actually be scaled are kicking through 3-foot-thick concrete walls, knock over bridges with a single punch, shatter tons of stone, send massive metal blocks weighing dozens of tons flying, yielding a physical output comparable to an industrial hydraulic press or shredder (exerting hundreds of tons of force), and apparently his strongest physical strike hits with the force of an anti-tank missile

That's it? idk I thought he was at least city-country level

yeah but that's game feats, lore accurate Doom Slayer has defeated Davoth, the creator of the DOOM multiverse itself, canonically destroyed Urdak which is equivalent to heaven, killed a Titan called the Great One with nothing but his bare hands, and killed a reality warping Titan named the Icon Of Sin which can turn into a black hole and plunge the universe into hell, twice

see that makes more sense for how much people glaze him

yeah he is lowk one of the most broken characters in lore, but a angry green munchkin in game pov

Yeah Luffy's pretty strong too. Like one time he made a fist coated in an indestructible "armor" that was about 10 miles big and launched it as his final move against a recent villain

TF2 spy gonna destroy me fr

yeah

okay the entire WORLD is doomed

is that the guy from Half Life?

but with the TOOL GUN

My custom minecraft skin couldn't kill my butt if I had a 1 inch knife 😭

But if we are talking Minecraft Steve...

oh boy...pray that he ain't in creative

I play bedrock so he can spam-click 💀✌️

how tf am i supposed to win against V1 (ULTRAKILL) with a knife

100% cooked

I got the same guy

100% winning against my roblox avatar unless i somehow gave it powers with the cosmetics and stuff

nope, but does he?

Its got a red suit with a black tie and a black bar hovering over the eyes saying corrupted

but at the end of the day its just my avatar

unless thats not a valid answer

Bro I got a warlock from destiny I'm cooked. He has 3 guns, magic powers, and infinite respawns thanks to his ghost.

yeah atp i would genuinely surrender on spot

yeah. only thing for me is that he's a gaurdian of light so he has a heart. I hope.

I have to kill a literal god yikes

who, God Of War?

bro thinks i have 60 buckaronies

uhhh...doomguy?

that is the god slayer skip

nah i got no idea

The last video game character I played as was a human astronaut so I'm feeling pretty good about my chances especially how they have no lethal weapons.

yeah you can carry the fight unless he uses his bulk itself as a weapon

Edson (Minecraft Dungeons II).
They wield The Darkshard, so I wouldn't have a fighting chance.
However, a hero wouldn't kill a person for no reason, so we both surrender and walk away unharmed.

you've got a point there

The f**king Tetris blocks? If those don't count as me playing as them then it would be flareon. I'm screwed either way

yeah they can crush you

Id rather take the flareon, at least it might be able to be reasoned with. Trying to talk to a tetris block is like trying to talk a brick out of falling on your head

How tf am I gonna lose to my GD cube?

he can bash your ahh to death

Bruh I have to fight V1 from ultrakill

Juliana from Pokemon Sc/Vi...

yeah you might win

Thank you for the encouragement but the team is Ogerpon, Lapras, Pecharunt, Terapagos, Necrozma Dawn Wings, and Chien-Pao 💀

oh...the chances might have lowered...a bit

a bit?

I was playing fortnite last night so I have to fight...
Alastor from Hazbin Hotel and The Knight from Hollow Knight.
I'm so cooked gang 💀

Hold my Jambalaya

😭😭😭