That's another wings of fire incorrect quotes

Deathbringer, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Umber: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Umber: Here you go.
Deathbringer:
Umber:
Panther777: Why am I here?

Qibli: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Snowfall: Wait. Where's Turtle ? They love Dungeons and Dragons.
Clay: I thought you invited them.
Blue: Uh, I thought Tsunami invited them.
Tsunami : I thought Sunny invited them.
Sunny: I never invite them.

moon: You spent all our money on THIS??
Qibli, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Sundew: I’m going to kill Fatespeaker !
Cricket, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.

can I be in the next one please

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ok then may I please be in the next one - manchineel.

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thx

"Thats a tree"

-Starflight

Winter: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Luna: What is that?
Winter: it’s a keyboard smash
Luna: How do I do it?
Winter: just press anything
Luna: 7

moon: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

Qibli: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.
Qibli: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!
Tsunami : I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.
Qibli: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

Sundew: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Starflight : For the dogs.
Sundew: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Starflight : They don't know how.

(This is why starflight is my favorite character)

Clay: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Fatespeaker : Respecting women.
Winter: Minecraft.
Panther777: Criminal justice and psychology.
Blue: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life!
Starflight : Minecraft as well.
(Also Minecraft)

Winter: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Peril’s bedroom?
Blue: No, they refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means.
sora, nodding: Dungeon.
Deathbringer, nodding: Rich.
Panther777, nodding: Homeless.
Winter, nodding: Secretly in the mafia.
Blue: What? No, I meant they’re messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

Lynx: What's with the new hat?
Swordtail: Oh, this? It's nothing.
sora: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
Snowfall: Swordtail, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat.
Swordtail: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy.
Sundew: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat–
Swordtail: I got this from a nice store!
Lynx: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum?
Cricket, entering the room: What's up, Swordtail? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
Swordtail: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Cricket: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon.
Swordtail: Lynx, do you think the hat looks bad?
Lynx: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

(*Gasps* Indiana Jones)

Mulberry: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Winter: Uh, like what?
Mulberry: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Winter: Uh, this is what I look like.
Mulberry:
Winter: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Mulberry: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
Blue: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Winter: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*
Luna: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Winter: You can't just take Blue's hat idea, Luna! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Luna: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Platypus: Put Luna on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Luna: NO!!
Winter: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Anemone, want anything?
Platypus, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Winter: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Anemone.
Anemone, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Winter: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Deathbringer, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Glory: But Deathbringer, we don't smoke.
Deathbringer: Cut the crap, Glory. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Deathbringer: *points at Blue* One! *points at Platypus* Two! *points at Turtle * Three! *points at Anemone* Four! *points at Glory* Five!
Deathbringer: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Blue: *puts a cigarrette in Deathbringer's hand*
Deathbringer: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Clay: Get two more chairs!
Peril: They can get their own chairs.
Janitor: Make them fight for it.
Glory: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Deathbringer: I would never be near children.
Mulberry: Kill two.

Anemone: What did you get Panther777 for their birthday?
Qibli: I got them a kitten.
Anemone: Really? Me too!
Deathbringer: I also got them a cat.
Tsunami : Looks like we had the same idea.
Qibli: Swordtail, please tell me you didn't get Panther777 a cat as well!
Swordtail: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
Panther777, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

(Okay I might have clicked the shuffle button a few times but I just really want a cat)

You're a panther, so I guess they're technically your distant relatives.

Snowfall: Bye Clay! Bye Kinkanju! Bye Glory! Bye Blue! Bye Clay!
Lynx: You said ‘bye Clay’ twice.
Snowfall: I like Clay.

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Deathbringer: So what have you been up to recently?
Kinkanju: Leading a revolution with Peril.
Deathbringer: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Kinkanju: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Deathbringer: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Anemone?
Kinkanju: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. sora?
Deathbringer: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. moon?
Kinkanju: Cult leader.
Deathbringer: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Qibli: We have a problem.
Lynx: Let me guess, you caused it?
Winter: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Tsunami : And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Glory: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Bumblebee : If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Peril:WHAT
Snowfall:*🔥*

How

i was replying to "Snowfall: Bye Clay! Bye Kinkajou! Bye Glory! Bye Blue! Bye Clay!
Lynx: You said ‘bye Clay’ twice.
Snowfall: I like Clay."

I thought it meant aanowfall used fire

Clay: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Qibli: Theft.
Glory: Disturbing the peace.
Sunny: Aggravated assault.
Swordtail: Arson.
Anemone: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Qibli: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Starflight : KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Panther777: BURN IT!
Qibli: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Lynx: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

(I would never)

Peril: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Kinkanju: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Cricket: I kicked Platypus in the shin-
Platypus: -So I kicked Cricket between the legs.
Lynx: I burned a town down.
Peril: What?!
Platypus: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Lynx: A lot of things.
Cricket: No shit.

Bumblebee : We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Bumblebee , to Kinkanju and Tsunami : You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Bumblebee , to Umber: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Umber: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?
Bumblebee : Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Umber gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Tsunami : And what does that make you, Fred?
Bumblebee : Bitch, I’m Daphne.

Swordtail: Anemone is late again.
Sundew: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Deathbringer: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Turtle : I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Swordtail: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Anemone bursts through the door*
Anemone: WHAT TIME IS IT?

Blue: You’re alive.
Lynx: No need to sound so disappointed.
,(instead of pressing the post comment but I accidentally pressed the temu add)

Platypus: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Fatespeaker : Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Glory: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.
Deathbringer: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

Swordtail: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
moon: *looks down at their watch*
moon: Now, how do you know that?

Janitor: I wanna be a knight!
Fatespeaker , a knight: What the f**k do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their F**KING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!
Janitor: Man, I want some of that in my life!

Blue: Dom or sub?
Panther777: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

Yay Domino's :)

Blue: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

Starflight : You’re a loose cannon, Sundew.
Sundew: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Panther777: I think you play by your own rules.
Swordtail: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Starflight : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Sundew: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Bumblebee is a loose cannon.
Bumblebee : *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Sundew!
Swordtail: I’d say Bumblebee ’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. <br>Panther777: Now I’m just confused. Is Sundew a loose cannon or not?
Starflight : All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Sundew: *groans*
Bumblebee : Aw, man.

The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Starflight : Hey, have any of you guys seen Platypus? They’ve been gone for a while..
Blue: Eh, nope.
Winter: No, I haven’t...
Mulberry: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.
Platypus: Hey.
Starflight : Ooh, there you are-
Blue: What the fu-
Mulberry: I- where were you?!
Platypus: Walking right behind you guys.

Anemone: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

Snowfall: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish!
Lynx: I wish for good grades.
Swordtail: Nerd.
Lynx: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Swordtail. :)
Snowfall: Lynx…

:)

Luna: Turtle and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Lynx: What did you do?
Luna: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Turtle : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Peril: Does everyone know their job for today?
Platypus: Water the flowers.
Anemone: Vacuum the carpet.
Luna: Wash the dishes.
moon: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Peril: Close enough.

Swordtail: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

Starflight : You need to be more careful!
Swordtail, who was dragged into Starflight 's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Sundew: Hi, I'm Sundew, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

Mulberry: Hey Bumblebee , Sundew just broke my seashell lamp.
Bumblebee : Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Mulberry: Okay, you win.

Turtle : There's no meeting today because Janitor is at the police station.
Blue: They're in jail?!
Mulberry: We have to get them out!
Umber: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Mulberry: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Umber: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Blue: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Turtle : No! Janitor wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!