Off my porch, Mormons

Lmao this happened to me earlier this morning

"What happened to them?"

Around where I live the only things that come to my door are wild animals and serial killers

I don't know which is scarier:
Using serial killers plurally meaning you've seen multiple
Or using serial killer singularly meaning there's one guy who keeps trying to kill you

It’s both actually I’m very popular and magnetic

ALA ACKBAR

Well I’m a Mormon sooooo just wait for me to knock on your door cuz I know where you live >:)

Oh goody, evidence that you're going to harass me. You're just making it easier for me to get you arrested.