I'm trying to be funny here

Konichiwa

I am gonna flick you 7 times more powerful than Japan glazers when u tell them that buh pluh that makes phonk sounds is from the united states of america.

I have undergone serious flick-resistent training

[image deleted] good to know

guten tag

Thats french. Spanish is Hola!

That’s the joke bc I’m bad at Spanish🥹

same dude idk how im not failing spanish

duolingos the only thing saving me atp and I only do lessons because I'm scared of the bird

the only saving ill ever get is Jesus Christ, other than that, im not saved

Jesus cant save ur stupidity. WAIT VERITY REF!!!!

I dont think anybody can save my stupidity

the joke above might not be very understandable, but it means I genuinely suck at spanish to the point that I know more klingon than spanish

I hope ur dad was spanish speaking. (You need like 4 years to understand this NSFW joke)

ye ive only been here for like 6 months

Do u want me to help you simulate infinite death?

Thats what i said to your mum.

So then ur wrong.

Hula hoop

No

as a candian true on every single level