LINDSAY CLANCY Slain by Michael the Archangel is JUSTICE SCALES balanced

imgflip.com/i/b1u2e2 Swifties gesture stolen by Lindsay Clancy Supporters

If I'm Travis ? I do the 'snip snip hooray'...
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That's one option.
The other is to go the path of Elon Musk; Calvin Murphy, or Shawn Kemp, & make as many kids as possible, write checks, and let their individual mothers sort 'em out