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Clay: Please, Starflight, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Clay: I’m sorry Starflight.
Clay: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Starflight: It has to be done.
Clay:
Starflight:
Clay:
Starflight: *Places +4* Uno.

Peril: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Kingkanju: That’s a snake.

Swordtail: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLA--!
Glory: And here we have a capitalist.
Blue: Did you just-
Umber: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Sundew: You know you can die from that, right?
Tsunami: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Fatespeaker: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Winter: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Starflight: What does “baka” mean?
Kingkanju: Moron.
Peril: Idiot.
Glory: Stupid.
Starflight: The f--- did I do?!

Winter: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Fatespeaker: Clay’s amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Deathbringer: That was them ignoring you.

Sunny, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Kingkanju looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Moon: Kingkanju, are you a criminal?
Kingkanju: Not here, I’m not!

Tsunami: Sora M&Ms are the best.
Platapuss: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Tsunami: What about it? They are.
Platapuss: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Platapuss: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Tsunami: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Turtle: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Swordtail: I like the yellow ones.
Tsunami and Platapuss: SHUT THE F--- YOUR MOUTH!

Fatespeaker: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Fatespeaker: *looks around* ….Should I keep it?
Blue: Fatespeaker, just do the right thing.
Platapuss: And put in your bag.
Blue: No—

Sunny: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
Mulberry, bored: Can’t we just leave while they’re distracted?
Turtle, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
Mulberry: I hate you.

Sora: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Umber: What?
Sora: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Blue: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.
Winter: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.
(Hey its me panther777 I would totally do this on purpose)

Tsunami: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Starflight: All the time.
Tsunami: Then you should be used to it by now.
(I removed everybody else from the list to make this happen)

Sora: Money... Is like president trading cards.
(Oh God she found out)

Starflight: God, give me patience.
Tsunami: I think you mean “Give me strength”?
Starflight: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

Blue: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
Clay: Why does it seem like every time you talk to us, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Clay: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
Blue: I'm a meteorologist.

Mulberry: What’s your name?
Deathbringer, whispering to Turtle: Can I tell them my real name?
Turtle: No!
Deathbringer: I’m… Turtle.
Turtle, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

Deathbringer: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Sora: I only like dark humor.
Deathbringer, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Sora:
Deathbringer: An IMPASTA!

Tsunami: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not s--, not free pizza, nothing!
Sunny: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?
Tsunami: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Qubli: I like you.

<b>Sora:</b> Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! <br> <b>Peril:</b> Bet you I can! <br> <b>Winter:</b> *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

Deathbringer, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Tsunami, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

Turtle: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Tsunami: ... Your what?
Turtle: My friends.
Mulberry: Are they saying “friends”?
Swordtail: I think they're being sarcastic.
Umber: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Turtle! All of your friends are in this room.

Cricket: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.
Platapuss: There are no books in prison.
Cricket: *sighs* Thank you.

Kingkanju: I failed my safety training course today.
Tsunami: Why, what happened?
Kingkanju: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Tsunami: And?
Kingkanju: Well apparently "F---ING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Sundew: Luna's first detention, I'm so proud.
Peril: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Moon: Because they're an idiot.
Deathbringer, terrified: They can do that??

Moon: I think Clay is in trouble.
Winter: Alright. Struggling to give a f---, if I’m honest.

Cricket: Qubli is taking credit for Starflight's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Deathbringer: You?
Cricket: No, I meant... You know Starflight. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Qubli is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called?
Deathbringer: A Cricket?
Cricket: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

Cricket: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Peril: What did you just say-
Cricket: Foetons! *Laughs*
Peril: Wh-what?
(Does anybody even read these does anybody even click on these memes 😔)

i read them all

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Quokka: Can I have some water?
Tsunami: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Tsunami: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Tsunami: *spills water all over themself*
Tsunami, coughing: I don't have any water.

Sunny: I’m Sunny. I’m an accountant.
Peril: I’m Peril. I have a knife.

Clay: Hey Turtle, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Turtle, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Clay: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Turtle!

Blue: I can't imagine what Winter is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Starflight, in Mulberry’s window: I thought I’d find you here!
Winter, climbing past Starflight: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

Tsunami: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Kingkanju: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY F---ING HOUSE!!!

Snowfall, over radio: Testing. Testing. Quokka, can you hear me?
Quokka, standing next to Snowfall: I’m standing right here.
Snowfall: You’re coming through good and loud.
Quokka: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.

Kingkanju: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

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Clay: I may be antisocial and unattractive.
Sora: ...but?
Clay: That's all.

Sunny: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Snowfall: No.
Sunny: Why not?
Snowfall: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.
Sunny: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

Platapuss, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Platapuss: Damn, y’all depressed as f---!
Sundew: You didn’t clap either-
Platapuss: SHUT UP!

(Was originally with quibli being platypus and winter being Sunday but I accidentally collect shuffle names and I'm really sad about that because it would have been so funny)