If we win, we will pay out a bribe of $5,000 to each of you. Then I’ll send you all on a vacation where you can spend it along with your DOGE checks. I’m gonna send you to an island of my choice. It will be surrounded by water—big water, wet water. It might be in the Arctic Sea. But wherever it is, you’re gonna love it. Arctic has a “C” in the middle of it, too. Most people don’t know that.
