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The morbid reality of Build-A-Bear Workshop.

The morbid reality of Build-A-Bear Workshop. | Walking into Build-A-Bear is essentially walking into a taxidermy shop for imaginary creatures. You literally walk up to a wall of deflated, lifeless, inside-out corpses, pick your favorite carcass, and carry its limp empty sack of a body to a machine. They make you rub a small satin heart on your head, your chest, and your hands to "give it a soul" right before they brutally sew its back shut. It is essentially a pagan ritual to trap a spirit inside a cotton prison. The actuall process of "building" involves an employee shoving a giant metal pipe directly into the bear's rear end to violently pump it full of synthetic fluff until its limbs inflate. | image tagged in build a bear,build a bear workshop | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
128 views 12 upvotes Made by CoachIsMyName2763 1 day ago in Dark_humour
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2 ups, 1d
"employee shoving a giant metal pipe directly into the bear's rear end to violently pump it full of synthetic fluff until its limbs inflate." 😍
1 up, 1d
Wow, that's actually really creative
0 ups, 1d
I never thought of it that way.
0 ups, 20h
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
0 ups, 18h
So basically How it feels to seal an elemental into a myrmidon armor suit
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    Walking into Build-A-Bear is essentially walking into a taxidermy shop for imaginary creatures. You literally walk up to a wall of deflated, lifeless, inside-out corpses, pick your favorite carcass, and carry its limp empty sack of a body to a machine. They make you rub a small satin heart on your head, your chest, and your hands to "give it a soul" right before they brutally sew its back shut. It is essentially a pagan ritual to trap a spirit inside a cotton prison. The actuall process of "building" involves an employee shoving a giant metal pipe directly into the bear's rear end to violently pump it full of synthetic fluff until its limbs inflate.