HALLELUJAH! THE FLOCK CONTINUES TO MULTIPLY! Another noble voyager of this digital wilderness hath stepped forward to pledge his solemn oath to the Cooper household! At long last, the sensible folk of the realm are answering the trumpet of truth! Together, my good and faithful servants, we stand as an iron vanguard against the vulgar, paper-stick-puffing ruffians and the uncultured philistines of the internet tavern! My beloved Martha is currently tossing another plump turnip into the dinner pot, and my twelve children are cheering from the rafters! Blessings upon thy household, my new squire—our glorious crusade against modern laziness hath officially doubled in might!
