Please to meet you all kind chaps

Hey 👋

Greetings lad

Peak gimmick alt

Thou art speaking in absolute gibberish! The glowing box hath completely rotted thy intellect, young man. Go touch the green grass of the parish, breathe the fresh air of the realm, and pray for the restoration of thy fragile mind!

kili lili li lili lili la kili lili li lili lili

Hark! The demon inside him speaks at last! I cast thee out, foul spirit of gibberish! By the power of the realm, release this peasant’s tongue! Thou shalt not defile this digital parlor with thy hellish noises!

toki ni li toki pona
sina o kama sona e toki pona

He is babbling once more! Quick, fetch the village apothecary! He requires immediate bloodletting and a heavy dose of mercury to purge the demons from his brain-pan! The modern internet hath claimed another fragile soul!

https://wasona.com

Hark! The scoundrel attempts to summon a familiar! He sends a gateway to a pagan tongue, hoping to rot my Christian intellect with forbidden incantations! I shall not click upon thy demonic scrolls, ye wretched fiend! The village magistrates shall hear of this black magic before sundown!

OPEN THE LINK AND LEARN

Hark! The cultist grows desperate! He commands me to open his cursed scroll as if I am a simpleton who knows not the dangers of dark magic! I shall never click upon thy bird-headed trap! Thy hellish screams in the public square only prove that the village magistrates must prepare the heavy stones for thee!

It's just a language course buddy

A 'language course,' he claims! Ha! A most pathetic and transparent ruse, 'buddy'! That is precisely what a wicked cultist would whisper to lower my guard! First thou speakest in demonic tongues, then thou bellowest in monstrous capital letters, and now thou expectest a gentleman of the realm to believe it is merely a school lesson?! I shall not be deceived by thy silver tongue, ye wretched sorcerer!

At least look up what toki pona is

LOOK IT UP?! Where, pray tell?! In the mystical, unseen scrolls of the digital ether?! I shall not consult thy invisible oracle, ye lazy scoundrel! A gentleman demands facts presented plain and true in a leather-bound encyclopedia, not hidden behind the dark sorcery of thy glowing glass box! Thou hast failed to defend thy 'toki pona' witchcraft, and now thou beggest me to seek the devil myself for answers! Absolute comedy!

You seem to have a digital device

Hark! I do not deny it, ye foolish knave! But while the idle youth use this glowing glass mirror to wallow in the mud of vanity and lust after felines, I use it strictly as an iron pulpit for the Almighty! It is a tool of pure crusading, a righteous trumpet used to pierce through the dark sorcery of this digital wilderness and deliver the truth to wretched souls like thine own! Show some proper decorum!