I can already hear the unholy screeching

If I wasn't a gamer, I'd have been one. I shudder to imagine

This is the starter pack of an ipad kid:
-they are not humans at all
-long, cheesy fingers
-very thick light blue ipad case
-dirty screen, covered in cheesy substance that they secret from their fingers and mouth
-cough everywhere
-only play roblox or fortnite
-when born, their only goal is to get an ipad
-when they get an ipad, they find a place to sit and grow to that place, stay motionless and when their ipad gets stolen, they start running on all fours and crash out

Here's an iPad kid sighting (i haven't been posting for a while)