Head growths/accessories don't count

Inkmatas: pfft!

Data: ... I'm wearing pants for once, inky. Well, shorts, but still. New design after Astra taught me better nanotech control!

wait

SHE WAS NAKED ALL THIS TIME?!

From the waist down but yeah

She had the illusion of shorts but that's just how her hips looked

H U H ? !

D E A R G O D

Data: don't laugh you need heels to be 3 apples tall

Inkmatas: Right…

Data: *pats*
(Why do I just imagine the two of them standing on a table or something because they're so smol)

Inkmatas: *Sighs* So… how are you doing?
(Lmao)

Data: I'm doing good, notice anything different? :3

Inkmatas: I noticed that you’re less horny

Data: not what I meant but thank you, I'm slightly less mentally unstable

Inkmatas: *Gasps* Awesome!

Data: notice anything else? Anything... visual? :3

Inkmatas: *Confused* what?

Looks puntable

Very

Ok

3 apple

Reminda me of the bugs bunny bit in space jam where he's 2 feet tall but 3 feet if you count the ears

his height is 1/3 ear

the apples are taller than her

Miso: E D I B L E

Terra: No. Not edible. You'll get sick.

Data: wha- HEY!!!

Miso: Can uh.. can the lord eat it then? it would be a good lil sacrifice :3

Terra: also no.

Data: I'LL BITE YOUR ANKLES B*TCH

Miso: But look at it! *picks Data up like a plush* its so small! We could keep it as our pet :)

Data: *demogorgon mouth biting miso's hand*

Miso: *Microsoft Windows XP Shutdown Sound to represent a loud swear as he shakes his arm in pain to shake her off*

Data: *craves blood*

Miso: TERRA! HELP! THIS IDIOT ISNT LETTING GO, ITS A FERAL ANIMAL! AHHH

Terra: BAD DATA. *pulls out spray bottle*

Data: GRRRRR

Terra: *spray* *spray*

Data: hissssssss *lets go and scurries off*

Miso: *tries to impale Data with his tail's end* DIE YOU ABOMINATION

Data: *squeak*

Terra: *glare*

Miso: Hahahahah- *he notices Terra’s glare and he stops before landing another punch*

Data: *dives under table to dodge*

Terra: *pins his tail to the floor with her foot then glares at him*

Miso: *immediately stares back with a dumbfounded expression, but is not willing to fight against her* what?

Terra: Don't. Stab. Her.

Miso: … *he just kept staring at her before giving a slow nod* k…

Data: *shoots her arm cannon at miso from under the table but it just stings a little because smol*

Miso: *he feels the sting and hisses at Data, but doesn’t even move or do anything to fight against Terra*

Terra: I'll deal with her.
*She grabs a plastic bag and scoops Data up in it, she thrashes around like a rabbid animal the whole time*

Miso: Thanks Terr :) *he pokes the plastic bag playfully*

Data: *demogorgon mouth almost busts through the bag*

Miso: what the- *he punches the bag*