Gods-precious-goomba Bingo; Knows a bit of German; Hates abortion; Has more friends online than irl; Loves Lemonade; Dies inside after scratching paper; conservative; Is making a cartoon; Loves Van Halen music; Loves Super Mario; Gone inside Tower Bridge in London; Aussie; Knows a bit of Russian; Christian; Different from the crowd; Can sing all of "We Didn't start the Fire" by Billy Joel off by heart; Loves bike riding; Tall as heck; Master of bad puns; Enjoys long car trips; Loves Turkish Delight; Imagines things as soon as they are said; Fluent in Yapanese; NOT gay; Likes studying WWII and Cold War history