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you can only choose one, to survive for one week | you are trapped in a zombie invasion which weapon are you choosing; Pistol (Decent range-Decent power-but needs ammo) Sniper (Incredible range-incredible power-but slow and has ever less ammo) Axe (mid range-good power-but more agile) Chainsaw (worst range-exceptional power-but needs constant fueling and is less agile) | image tagged in the aldebaran godzilla mz announcement template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
179 views 2 upvotes Made by The_Aldebaran 13 hours ago in MS_memer_group
49 Comments
2 ups, 13h,
1 reply
Full house
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
?
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
I’m saying like I whip out a 52 card deck and challenge the zombies to a game of poker
0 ups, 13h
gamble with them, if they win they can eat you, if they lose they must eat each other
2 ups, 12h,
1 reply
These all suck but im picking the axe
0 ups, 12h
yeah unfortunately this was all i could pick up, cuz everything was trashed
1 up, 13h,
2 replies
Resident Evil player here
Pistol is the go to for this situation
0 ups, 13h
yeah Pistol might be the best lowk
0 ups, 13h
1 up, 13h,
1 reply
My Bare Hands
Can't bite what they get punched by.
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
that's a good option too, but doesn't that make you more vulnerable
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
I meant, about as vulnerable as I'd be with a weapon.
Remember, guns need bullets and melee depends on the person using it.
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
if you say it like that then it kinda make sense, but it would be easier to survive with a weapon
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
True. I'd somehow kill myself woth the chainsaw before the zombies tho. :P
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
the chainsaw is the worst weapon in this list, i wanted to add a Katana but i had to find a less agile weapon with shit range, plus i like axes
0 ups, 13h
Off with their heads!
0 ups, 7h
chainsaw
0 ups, 9h
Axe
0 ups, 10h,
2 replies
I would take the axe, kill a zombie, skin it and sew it's skin into a suit I can wear, and survive impersonating as one. And if the skin rots? Just skin another zombie
0 ups, 10h
Axes are good for cutting wood down, or other things in general
0 ups, 10h,
1 reply
As long as I don't have any cuts I can wear the ski suit. HEY! That means I'd be a ski walker. Lol
0 ups, 10h
*Skinwalker stupid autocorrect
0 ups, 12h
Depends on the zombies depends on the pistol, the two melee weapon gotta be the worst though, axes are slow af too swing and will get stuck in a zombie and chainsaws make shit weapons in general
1 up, 12h,
1 reply
sniper + knife
0 ups, 12h,
1 reply
oh, Sniper for long range and knife for CQC?
0 ups, 12h
yes
1 up, 13h,
2 replies
Dropkicking
0 ups, 12h
nice
0 ups, 13h
I'm going out dying light style
1 up, 13h,
2 replies
Pistol
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
nice
1 up, 13h,
2 replies
Also I'd get a necrophile on my team
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
yeah he's not surviving
0 ups, 13h
Their freaky ass would scare the zombies off
0 ups, 9h,
1 reply
Do you mind if i post this to cursedcomments because I’m desperate for points
0 ups, 9h
no, but don't expect it to get featured
0 ups, 13h
Who tf downvoted
1 up, 13h,
1 reply
I'm dying no matter which one
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
you can try
0 ups, 12h
pistol so that I can kill myself before zombies get me. because I guess having half of your head blown off for half a minute is less painful than some creatures slowly biting bits off your body till you die, right?
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
oh forgot to add this but both the Pistol and the Sniper will have 4 magazines each, the Pistol will have a 12 bullet magazine, while the Sniper will have a 6 bullet magazine
0 ups, 12h
What pistol is it? What caliber?
1 up, 13h,
2 replies
Pistol its the most balanced
0 ups, 13h
aight
0 ups, 13h
yeah but still be careful, because you only get 4 magazines
1 up, 13h,
1 reply
Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
hmmm....
0 ups, 13h,
1 reply
no ammo. just gather supplies, store it inside the tank, and lock the hatch.
0 ups, 13h
oh ok
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you are trapped in a zombie invasion which weapon are you choosing; Pistol (Decent range-Decent power-but needs ammo) Sniper (Incredible range-incredible power-but slow and has ever less ammo) Axe (mid range-good power-but more agile) Chainsaw (worst range-exceptional power-but needs constant fueling and is less agile)