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Funny | Pretrial psychology testing results meeting at AFB: You know why you're here? (Because I was ordered to come.) No, you scored way too high for me to say you can't go to trial. I am not here for you, I'm here because they want me to say you can go to trial. I hope you have a good lawyer. (Time / months pass) Interrogation: Tell me what happened, I already know, I want to hear it from you. So what happened? It was a year ago and you don't remember plus you don't drink except for the at office get togethers? So you're telling me you don't drink?Yeah right. Oh okay, you don't remember... Why you don't remember. You said this that and the third. Oh , you don't even talk like that on a daily? Not even part of your living vocabulary? Come on man. Where'd you grow up? And you don't use our local vernacular? You said it that day because we have 3 or 4 buddies that say different. Anyway sign this paper or it's going to be worse for you. No there's nothing to talk about. Sign and I'll take care of you. You'll be ok. He even thanked me for my service after he signed the pre typed confession I brought from out of state. Shoot... I'm the real hero. Where are we going to dinner tonight? F that MF'er. We need you to sign this paper saying that you come from a crime family. It doesn't mean anything it's just in case for the future. Okay, good luck to you. What you should have done when you were in the interrogation room was ask for a lawyer. Why didn't you ask for a lawyer. (Obviously the PTSD had me so fuct up that normal every day stuff like "lawyer" was not on my mind there and then) "I thought you were my lawyer" I'm not your lawyer like that. I'm here to process paperwork. Anyway it's too late now. (What?) (And off to incarceration and release and school and weirdos undercover in school and bcd with 6 months to 20yrs AD. Could my 3 years CS count for anything? It counts for mos so why not for time in? 6 to 8 legit MOS's and 28 years in the military and now nothing. WTF is going on man? Mental and memory medical manipulation | image tagged in funny,fun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Pretrial psychology testing results meeting at AFB: You know why you're here? (Because I was ordered to come.) No, you scored way too high for me to say you can't go to trial. I am not here for you, I'm here because they want me to say you can go to trial. I hope you have a good lawyer. (Time / months pass) Interrogation: Tell me what happened, I already know, I want to hear it from you. So what happened? It was a year ago and you don't remember plus you don't drink except for the at office get togethers? So you're telling me you don't drink?Yeah right. Oh okay, you don't remember... Why you don't remember. You said this that and the third. Oh , you don't even talk like that on a daily? Not even part of your living vocabulary? Come on man. Where'd you grow up? And you don't use our local vernacular? You said it that day because we have 3 or 4 buddies that say different. Anyway sign this paper or it's going to be worse for you. No there's nothing to talk about. Sign and I'll take care of you. You'll be ok. He even thanked me for my service after he signed the pre typed confession I brought from out of state. Shoot... I'm the real hero. Where are we going to dinner tonight? F that MF'er. We need you to sign this paper saying that you come from a crime family. It doesn't mean anything it's just in case for the future. Okay, good luck to you. What you should have done when you were in the interrogation room was ask for a lawyer. Why didn't you ask for a lawyer. (Obviously the PTSD had me so fuct up that normal every day stuff like "lawyer" was not on my mind there and then) "I thought you were my lawyer" I'm not your lawyer like that. I'm here to process paperwork. Anyway it's too late now. (What?) (And off to incarceration and release and school and weirdos undercover in school and bcd with 6 months to 20yrs AD. Could my 3 years CS count for anything? It counts for mos so why not for time in? 6 to 8 legit MOS's and 28 years in the military and now nothing. WTF is going on man? Mental and memory medical manipulation