It's been awhile since I've done this

*the TV is freaking out*
Mulberry: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Mulberry: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Peril: What is your favourite mythical story?
Sora: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Peril: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Swordtail: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Qubli: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Moon: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Turtle: Okay-
Sunny: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Turtle, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

Glory: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Deathbringer: Oklahoma City, bitch!

Turtle: You kidnapped Snowfall?! That’s illegal!
Luna: But Turtle, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Snowfall, or giving up on our hopes and dreams?
Turtle: Kidnapping Snowfall, Luna!
Sunny: Turtle, listen. However I feel about this, these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Turtle: What, to kidnap people?
Sunny: To work together!
Turtle: To kidnap people?!
Mulberry: Turtle, we’ve all agreed that Snowfall is not a people.

Mulberry: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Glory: Strong.
Winter: Weak.
Starflight: An idiot, is what your are.

Quokka: Can I be frank with you guys?
Winter: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
Umber: Oh! Can I still be Umber?
Mulberry: Shh! Let Frank speak!

Sora: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Blue: What is that?
Sora: it’s a keyboard smash
Blue: How do I do it?
Sora: just press anything
Blue: 7

Starflight: Everything’s fine, Swordtail.
Swordtail: Starflight, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Deathbringer: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Blue: The big five licenses?
Deathbringer: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

Kingkanju: I just drank a lego piece.
Qubli: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Kingkanju: Yes.
Qubli: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!
Kingkanju: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Clay: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Starflight:
Starflight: Why are you eating dirt?
Clay: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

Kingkanju, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Cricket, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Cricket, now looking directly at Kingkanju: Go f**k yourself.

Swordtail, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Quokka: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Swordtail: Ohhhh-
Turtle: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Glory, to Clay: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Clay: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Glory: You just told me you're pregnant.
Deathbringer: Congratulations Clay, you're glowing!

Qubli: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Cricket: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Qubli: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Swordtail: You’re drunk.
Deathbringer: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Swordtail.

Mulberry: Do you even have a plan?
Winter: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win!
Mulberry: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!

Turtle, texting: Sunny, will you please go to sleep?
Sunny, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
Turtle, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE F**K UP AND GO THE F**K TO SLEEP!
Turtle, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Sunny, texting: I’m trying
Turtle, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Turtle, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

Tsunami: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

Platapuss: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Sundew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Platapuss: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Mulberry: Actually I did the math, Sundew would have $225, not $0.15.
Sundew: Fam I’m right here....
Dogong: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Platapuss: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Dogong: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Platapuss: :(
Mulberry: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Sundew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Dogong: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Mulberry: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Swordtail: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Mulberry: Apply juice to what.
Swordtail: Directly to the forehead.
Sundew: Great chat everyone.

Fatespeaker: So, Kingkanju is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?
Fatespeaker: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Glory: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.
Quokka: Take this more seriously! Kingkanju was clearly taken in their sleep!
Starflight: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.
Platapuss: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?
*Kingkanju arrives*
Kingkanju: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.
Glory, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

Starflight: Stressed.
Luna: Depressed.
Cricket: Possessed.
Dogong: Obsessed.
Sunny: Impressed.
Clay: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Clay: I just wanted to join in.

Snowfall: Today, Swordtail took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Fatespeaker to the following people: Glory, Sunny, Tsunami, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Qubli: Is it still visible? Where Winter slapped me?
Sunny: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Umber: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Starflight: A palm reader could tell Winter's future by looking at your face.
Quokka: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Qubli: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

I got this :) :Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): <br>HEY. YOU! YOU THERE WITH THE FACE! Look at this pigeon.
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Clay, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Starflight, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Quokka: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Tsunami: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Quokka: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Umber, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Sundew: Then it would be inconvenient as f**k. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Peril: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Luna: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Umber: No, nononono. You f**kers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the f**king privilege to make that reference.
Tsunami: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Quokka: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.