stupid idea I had, yes it's corny and I DON'T CARE!!!!

Peyton: EGGY!

Eggy: huh?

oh... yeag...

sorry swee... uh... weeti...

Peyton: *Soft magic smacc*

Eggy: ow...

I'll get... a healin spell... n'make you brekfazt... okay?

Steve: *lowkey just falls onto the ground from nowhere*

Uh…oh wait wrong place my bad

*lowkey just dissapears*

Amber: sigh
I'm related to dumbasses

Eggy: It's not my fault that I didn't know! How was I even supposed to know what it meant??

._.

Bro drink

He's tasted human blood we need to put him down