how to properly survive a tornado (scientifically proven); step 1: locate the tornado; step 2: run and get to the roof of the tallest building you can find; step 3: aggressively mog the tornado; step 4: show the tornado your bank account to flex your wealth; step 5: crack the-; hol up wha?...am i reading this right? oh hell nah bruh... HEY, WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SCRIPT!!?? YOU, IT WAS YOU?!, YOUR FIRED AND GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SIGHT!! ahem...uh...l-let's proceed; step 6: ask the tornado out on a date; step 7: after a successful date, buy an engagement ring and propose to the tornado; step 8: settle and start a happy family with the tornado; congratulations, you survived a tornado
