Oooh, Chow Yun Fat. Classy.
But on a more serious note, betting on which undocumented immigrant gets picked up is not the point. Enforcement is heavily slanted towards catching certain ethnicities. I read a study (okay, some years ago now) that pointed out that a huge number of Western Europeans were overstaying visas to continue on as au pairs, et cetera. ICE isn't going after them . . .