I'm an American liberal and it's my right! I want free health care and free housing and a free education and a free car, and free ice cream and a free Playstation and a free cellphone and free vacations and free money and... I want everything for free because billionaires stole it from me! And I don't want anyone to live on free stolen land! And I want to free the slaves, except the ones in China. And I want free reparations! I'm an American and you owe me!
