Even better the top dorks - NFAC = Not F**kin Around Coalition one of their founders had a negligent discharge and wound three of his fellow LARPer dorks. Grandmaster Jay (born John Fitzgerald Johnson) is the founder and supreme commander of the NFAC. Federal Conviction & Sentencing: In November 2022, Johnson was sentenced to 86 months (over 7 years) in federal prison. A jury found him guilty of brandishing a firearm during a crime of violence and assaulting a federal task force officer after he aimed an assault rifle at two deputized detectives positioned on a rooftop during a demonstration. - Fancy way of saying he shot three of his own LOL!