Paper_kitty, I hope you shove a live cassowary up your ass

Little did paper kitty know, I have blaster her with a gaster blaster

and my oc can shoot lasers out of his mouth and eyes, and reattach his body parts.

Also tigers aren't that strong especially if they are made of paper

well tigers usually win against crocodiles in a fight

But who would win? Alien crocodile or Paper tiger?

Considering the fact that it's paper and that K1NG_KR0X0 is an alien... I think crocodile wins in this case because it's JUST PAPER

Plus add in the equation of the reatacptchment, lazers, and other stuff the paper does in 1 second

I mean you're not wrong

And I have a blender

nah shove the gaster blaster up paper kitty's ahh 😇😇😇 (it'll be very effective >:3)