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1 up, 3mo,
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I'm guessing Lot's Wife is salt.

Here's an interesting question. If after Lot's Wife became a salt statue, that salt was used to fill salt shakers, how many salt shakers could be filled?
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0 ups, 3mo,
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Assuming an adult human's body contains roughly 200g of salt and a standard restaurant salt shaker holds about 4oz (approx, 113g) Lot's Wife would yield enough salt to fill approximately 2 to 3 salt shakers.
1 up, 3mo,
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That number is too small. If God turned Lot's Wife into a statue of salt, I expect that statue to be 100% pure salt. An average human female weighs 77,564 grams. That's enough for 686 salt shakers (if they can hold 113 grams).
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1 up, 3mo,
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While the volume of biblical Lot's wife is physically undefined, her hypothetical salt statue would yield about 50,000 standard shaker-dashes. If we estimate a human-sized salt volume at 100 liters and a standard dash at 2 mL, it equals roughly 50,000 shakers. You would need many ⁠salt shakers to hold it!

Human Salt Volume: An average adult human body's volume is roughly 70 to 100 liters.

Standard Salt Shaker: A typical tabletop shaker holds about 3 to 4 fluid ounces (approx. 90 to 120 mL) of salt.

The Math: If a 90 L statue were granulated, it would fill approximately 750 to 1,000 standard household salt shakers.

A Single Dash: A single "shake" or dash from a shaker is typically about 0.05 oz (1.5 to 2 mL), which equates to around 50,000 dashes of seasoning.
1 up, 3mo,
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Now that's a great answer. I like how you showed your work.

Someone should write a math textbook called "Bible Math". Problems to solve could include:

-How much it would cost to rebuild Noah's Ark
-How many lives could be saved if the water turned to blood in Exodus was used for blood transfustions
-How much it would cost to build the walls of Heaven in Revelation.
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0 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
Is this sarcasm?
1 up, 3mo,
1 reply
No, I'm being serious. But if no publisher would publish it, it could be a blog or a website.
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0 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
I guess
1 up, 3mo,
2 replies
Or an Imgflip stream
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0 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
Actually, that’s not a bad idea, what should the stream be called?
0 ups, 3mo
Bible_Math
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0 ups, 3mo
Maybe
0 ups, 2w
The math in the comments is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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