also hello chat

Did you use the Emergency Markiplier?

?

why would I use that in mommy ASMR?

Real men avoid mother asmrs and go after white noise and vore asmr

Istg this better not be an actual thing on YT 🫩

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY IS-

It is

Fr

how fast i caught that reference

I had a dream twitter was a book and the pieces of papers worked like touchscreens

books in 2030

I had a dream where I for some reason had a wobble edit app with a wobble edit icon
It was a virus for some reason as well

dam

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Here’s about what it looked like I guess

im crine

I’m not sure what the virus did to the screen or whatever, but I feel like a popup appeared after using it I guess

i see..

Also I have a strangely vivid memory from NINE YEARS AGO
Apparently I was in a trailer park, and I randomly entered one of them and saw some sort of cult with my favorite hot wheels car at the time (it was an old-fashioned sky-blue pickup truck) with the circle and star thingy (probably made from either red paint or maybe even blood)

holy shit bro...

Another random one was basically f**kin Majora’s Mask but every time the moon saw me it just zoomed right at me
And every time I got caught I js reset to my bed
Idk what the f**k my mind was on back then but it was definitely nothing I knew of back the

:sob:

Yeah
Strange shit, I know

It’s a memory of a dream btw

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Had a dream where One time while scrolling online I found a post about something like cartoon mysteries, and one of those said mysteries was “wherever the hell caramel sandiego lives” haven’t watched that show in 6 years

i had a dream where donald trump erupted a volcano causing a tsunami of lava to wipe out america and i had to run and find the muffin man to save everyone

oh my god...

:P

was it good

hell yeah, I was called a good boy and got patted in the head

awesome sauce

What the hell happened to you in the one month of me not seeing you

idfk

He's always been here you just never noticed

I know, I just haven’t been active for some time

Shit I misread that

I had a dream that Lex Luther used a bunch of mind controlled monkeys to promote online hate towards Superman.

sounds about right

ok

it really did happned vro

It was all a dream

u need to wash ur brain

why

cuz it’s good for you