Cybertruck

I'd blow my brains out

Same

I'd kill myself

There's nothing wrong with the Cybertruck.

But a conservative Nazi made it

That's your reason to hate it?

Yeag

That's literally it?

Also that if it was a size of a toy car, it would be VERY uncomfortable to insert into my ass unlike other toy cars

It has cool tech inside.

That doesn't justify the uncomfortable anal masturbation with it

It has full self driving. Cool, huh?

Lazy ass
Real men drive cars like THESE

Frfr

Then don't masturbate.

let me jerk in peace f**khead

Real

Uh
Yeah?? Stupid f**k

It has cool tech inside.

suicide

GOD DAMMIT HE FOUND A NEW THING TO SPAM

"Where's the bullet going?"
(First 3 words of black hole sun)

It would be tuff

Truck guys wouldn't exist.

i would f**kimg kill myself