stole this

Ts hurts like a sledgehammer to the balls, can I get a refund? I want my tendons back

nope! you'll fight for us skeletons now

Unless you check the pelvis and skull.

My skeleton likes getting boned though, and also does the boning. My skeleton is apparently a gay male. And he is wearing clothes, like a Lady Gaga meat suit.

wtf😭😭😭😭

your flesh is the clothes your skeleton wears. You are the meat puppet.
However your flesh is the clothes your consciousness wears.
That boys and girls is what we call a threesome.
You are the observer of the three, in this weird sleeve sheathing act.

oh, sure. ill tell my lazy brother to invest too. i can finally look cool while making spaghetti! (definitely not an undertale reference)

NYEH HEH HEH
SANS HOW DID YOU BURN THE WATER

uh, i-idk bro, i-it just caught on fire

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAUGHT ON FIRE

im sorry paps i cant cook

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

dont worry, i got the water (dumps the water in the house and it burns) hold on, this is, oil?

SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if the fire starts rapping we are doomed. wait, actually that would be kinda "fire" (ba dum tss)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HATE YOU

sounds good