stole this

sounds good

Ts hurts like a sledgehammer to the balls, can I get a refund? I want my tendons back

nope! you'll fight for us skeletons now

oh, sure. ill tell my lazy brother to invest too. i can finally look cool while making spaghetti! (definitely not an undertale reference)

NYEH HEH HEH
SANS HOW DID YOU BURN THE WATER

My skeleton likes getting boned though, and also does the boning. My skeleton is apparently a gay male. And he is wearing clothes, like a Lady Gaga meat suit.

wtf😭😭😭😭