are you a freezer? cause i wanna stick my meat in you

no, but im a grave, and i wanna see you DEAD inside of me.

i cast jollivision

i cast low cortisol

i cast piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth that your tounge knows where it is but your finger doesnt

i cast brush with toothpaste (popcorn removed)

i cast runny nose that leaks nonstop

i cast uno reverse

i cast 4+ + skip + reverse + wildcard

i dodge it.

i seductively look at you as i unbutton your pants

i dodge it lmao

i dodge your dodge

i dodge your dodge your dodge

i dodge your dodge your dodge your dodge

i cast: brown butter, garlic glaze, diarhea for seven days

i cast: shroud a loud stinky fart on you

i cast: gas mask

i cast: staring at you with a happy expression while you watch your favorite characters get railed by your least favorite character

tbh i dont have any least fav characters (spell declined!)

*engages in yaoi with you*

I cast: simply walk around you and decline your spell

i cast: counterspell were crafted like this

I would this knew happen

how wait predicted you this

Yeah I did

i said "wait how you predicted this"

I read it as "wait how. You predicted this?"
I just used my 6th sense

flick can you check your memechat

I am online 25/8