Made this out of mental frustration. Do your thing, Saturn.

NO NOT MY FAV THINGS IN THE WORLD

Sorry bout dat.

Would it help if I explained the context of the joke behind this meme?

Ah yes, my favorite bible verss

Verse*

Banning alcohol wouldn’t stop people from getting alcohol. This is why the 18th amendment was reversed, because it just caused more problems with political machines than anything.

I wasn’t talking you but okay

oh shit mb i'm high rn

get off dat weed 😮‍💨🧘

oh it's you

But I already know that. You think I didn't learn about prohibition in history class like everyone else did? OverSimplified even has an episode on it.

Also, it's one thing to consume alcohol, and it's another to get completely wasted. But when hundreds, let alone thousands, of people do it to the point where utter chaos violently erupts everywhere, that's when it's a problem.

Besides, medical studies have shown that consuming too much alcohol is highly dangerous for people like me who have severe mental health issues because it can cause them to become extremely belligerent. And I know this because my father abused me, and he would get drunk, which is why I chose to remain sober, even after my 21st birthday back in April.

Oh shoot, a sudden trauma dump…

Ah yes, I almost forgot this

Honestly, I'm impressed. I've dealt with far worse users in this stream, and I don't think you're one of them.

I don't mind being Saturned. In fact, I think that the sixth planet from the Sun looks beautiful with its rings that a gorgeous African-American Honey Queen from Texas who goes by the name Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter liked and decided to put a ring on.

But would you really like to know who I am?

uh okay who are you?

Alright, I'll tell you.

I am Real Crimson Peach, and I am the King of the Shadow Chickens, who are the greatest heroic tribe on the internet. We may have only been founded in 2021, but the beginning of my very existence dates way back to the golden year of 2005. I may be just your more-than-average everyday autistic train-loving Long Islander with an enthusiasm for celebrity culture, but I am the protagonist of my own story, both in real life and my fan-made universe. Us Shadow Chickens are not a cult, but we genuinely care deeply for our almighty queen Taylor Alison Swift and are willing to do anything to protect her and Travis Kelce from their worst enemies, and that especially includes our nemesis Donald Trump, who it is our goal to defeat, and we will not rest until he is no longer POTUS and his reign of terror crumbles into oblivion.

You're welcome, and how did I do?