Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny but with 39 Phases

Facts; You will probably not die of terrorism; But 9/11 wasn’t just a news headline…; Thousands of people died in the process; That was the Panama canal all over again(the us helped panama get rich); Trump’s deals have somehow been accepted, what could happen to the uranium? They use it; The UK is worse than the US only a century after its apex; You can die from laughing; Hermitcraft is full of British people; Heart disease is the main killer; followed by cancer; then medical errors; We may be approaching the end of civilisation; Doctors are forced to sleep deprive themselves; Hikikomori exist; **** exists (censored); Society is generally getting dumber; Scrolling in social media is bad for you…; According to Christianity, your common ancestor lived 1000 years or so; This is 10% you after seeing the next phases; Someone accidentally said Heil Hitler in Germany; Social media makes some people think they have mental disorders; TikTok challenges exist; People now say “my mum is kinda homeless”; Screens are the cause of societal decline; Tim-Berners Lee is seeing his creation abused; Mental disabilities are not disabilities at all; That Heil Hitler guy had Tourette’s and spread it via Social media; Accourding to Christianity, evil exists due to one single woman who was told not to eat an apple… and Satan told her to do it and she did; People believe in numbers; Bacon was used as hate crime against Muslims who did nothing wrong at all; There was once a nuke that nearly got developed that could end civilsation. Its name is Sundial. Don’t worry, we might witness WW3. Maybe right now. According to Christianity, there is a “second death” that most people, maybe you, will experience. Insanity can be used to defend a crime. You like vanilla flavouring? You like a beaver’s bumhole. The Meme Reset failed; The guy who wrote “Raining Tacos” writes the songs that are the worst earrape for me, such as “Baby Bunny.”; Measles nearly stopped existing because of the best efforts… counteracted by vaccine protests that suck; COVID-19, MARS, and SARS show no signs of stopping