I Cannot Tell A Lie ...

Can’t tell if telling a small lie, or telling the truth 🔍

You'll know if it's a lie he's telling 😱

Good advice !

You can receate that by pulling out the linings of your trousers and pulling something out out your flies

Yes ... Your Willy !

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"I need help" is right

I missed off the word 'psychiatric' ! 😁

Me: Yes, your ugly. I would never like you
The woman: um....
Pinocchio: *grows*

That was always the plan ! 😁

But what of when you're old?

I am old ???

I mean when pinocchio's nose can only be a trunk. Cause the ol' testosterone and nitric oxide don't flow like they used to.