James (a messed up version of my OC)

He could win in a hot dog contest.
He could destroy a cinder block.
He could also solo Lily Jr, but he will only do that if he feels like it.
He has anger issues.
He's a bad artist.
His favorite activity would be playing checkers.
Although he looks poor, he has a bunch of money in his basement.
He doesn't watch movies. He just stares at a broken TV.
He has a weakness, but it's unconfirmed.
He's not a smart guy, but he can finish a math book in 2 minutes.
Last time he tried playing video games, he ate a Wii U.
If he hears somebody say that stupid number, he enters rage mode, and causes destruction.
He destroyed 10 cities, stole 10,954 wallets, ruined 40 people's gardens and murdered 17 people.

Weakness? The weakness is Sousuke.

This thing is what happens when your imagination turns bad. This thing is so powerful that he can even solo Sousuke.

You know how guns work. Aim for the head, whatever. But if you shoot Jame's head off, it grows back. Yes. you heard me right. Shoot his arm off? It grows back. Shoot his legs off? Same thing. It grows back. This thing can regenerate. So if you were like "I just shoot him in the face with a gun" you would be super dead right now. Like fr.

He is also invincible. He can even swim in a pool of lava or acid. You can't shoot him because that'll make him regenerate. And he can even survive an earthquake.

The sad part is that he's not trying to be evil. He just wants a friend. A friend to play with. The only problem is that he doesn't understand how friendship works. He's trying not to hurt you, but ends up doing it by mistake anyway. He just has anger issues. And let's be honest. If you see him, your first thought isn't "I bet he will be a great friend!" Your first thought will be "AAAAAAAH!" I forgot to mention he can troll you too. He likes to steal your wallet.

I like how I gave him the ability to teleport. Need to visit the grocery store? Great. He's already there. A Laboratory? He's there. The Mall? He's there. A Factory? Yet again, he's already there. Whenever there is a place you need to go, he goes there first by teleportation.

I have to tell you this. I did some rework on him and I made him even worse. If you somehow rip him into pieces, he duplicates. Yes. You heard me. He duplicates. If you somehow keep doing this, there will be a James apocalypse in 30 seconds.

Yeah, no, Sousuke still solos. Not that impressive.

He can't even beat the first main villain of Sousuke's story. You haven't done your homework.

I don't have any homework.

Also, James hate homework and destroys it.

That's not what I meant and you know it.

No I don't.

I meant you haven't been reading up on your Sousuke lore. You have no idea what he's capable of, do you? Hell, Sousuke could beat him around halfway through his main arc. All because of one oversight.

Um, I thought you created Sousuke. Why are you saying I haven't been reading up on "my" Sousuke lore? Are you saying I created him? Or are you confusing me?

First off, take some English classes, good God. Saying "you haven't read up on YOUR Sousuke lore," is like saying you haven't read a book. Basically, you're larping.

Do you need therapy? Because what you're saying is hurtful.

And I'm sorry if I'm hurting your feelings. Truly, you're just a little difficult.

Sometimes I don't even know what I'm talking about.

I'm not trying hurt you, you're hurting my brain.

Well I'm sorry if I'm hurting your brain.

Bottom line, Sousuke still solos.