He could win in a hot dog contest.
He could destroy a cinder block.
He could also solo Lily Jr, but he will only do that if he feels like it.
He has anger issues.
He's a bad artist.
His favorite activity would be playing checkers.
Although he looks poor, he has a bunch of money in his basement.
He doesn't watch movies. He just stares at a broken TV.
He has a weakness, but it's unconfirmed.
He's not a smart guy, but he can finish a math book in 2 minutes.
Last time he tried playing video games, he ate a Wii U.
If he hears somebody say that stupid number, he enters rage mode, and causes destruction.
He destroyed 10 cities, stole 10,954 wallets, ruined 40 people's gardens and murdered 17 people.