Oh, me mum was such a happy girl
Me daddy was so jolly
I'd love to tell the story
How they both died in the Holly
I yap about the gassin' with every chance I get
Don't know why you're laughing, I ain't even started yet
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
Well, some say I'm a fool
But it don't change how I feel
I don't care 'bout the pool
Or riding the Ferris wheel
Now me only ever wish is they didn't go to camp
Cuz dad's cleaning dishes and mе mum sits on a lamp
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, mе mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
