Let me guess, some dumbass didn't understand that there's annual mandatory training drills and called their "buttcheeks buddy loved one" and told them they were scared AF. Oh them they, I can see how the alphabeta people came up with that looking at the previous sentence. Also, when I was a Marine with a Marine Corps I.D. I had to go through the metal detector and people that I knew were there moving furniture for a private company didn't. I guess they already had an umbrella ☔ clearance from some joker 🃏 somewhere. How cute...