There's a new career that’s all the rage
No more working for minimum wage
Just throw your conscience out the door
Sue until you're rich and then sue some more
Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it so you know it can't be bad
My friend invited me to dinner at his house
So I brought along a little chunk of dead mouse
When he wasn’t looking I slipped it on my plate
Screamed "Oh my God, look what I just ate!"
I hope we're still friends yeah I hope you don't mind
But I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you blind
