Those aren’t corndogs
Those are straight up chemicals
Never trust American food

Can I get a brand?

I just want a corn dog 😭

Then go to a country that has actual food

Other countries have corn dogs?

I’d assume they do
Just made of actual food and not chemicals

Thats true

Step 1: Get corn Step 2: get about 500 corn kernels Step 3: throw it all away Step 4: Kill ur best friend’s Minecraft dog Step 5: reach in the screen to grab the meat Step 6 put it on the stove Step 7: Butter, Butter, Butter, Butter, Butter Step 8: egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg Step 9: flame it with a flamethrower Step 10: grab it with your hands Step 11: Shove it in your mouth Step 12: Thumbs up

Ok I’ll try…

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